10. Even the fridge has a mirrored ceiling.
9. He lets you pay rent in blank VHS tapes.
8. Your lease is printed on leopard skin paper.
7. Doorbell chimes "bawm-chicka-womp-womp"
6. Fuse blows whenever you use the revolving bed and vibrating bidet at the same time.
5. That disco ball in the bathroom.
4. All the apartments in the building are #69.
3. You mistakenly receive an invitation to the "John Holmes Memorial Society" annual clambake.
2. Your lease contains a "premature eviction" clause.
1. He always collects the rent naked.