10. You start hitting on the cake decorations.
9. You never realized how attractive Aunt Esther is.
8. You've been eating the toothpicks and throwing away the fingerdogs.
7. You decide you like the Chicken Dance.
6. You win the limbo contest because you're already on the floor.
5. You sit down to eat in front of the present with your name on it.
4. You forget which side of the family you can't hit on.
3. You agree to go home with the bartender so he won't flag you.
2. Even Uncle Harvey thinks you're drunk.
1. You realize you've just gotten married.