10. Thou shalt not re-gift
9. Honor thy waitress
8. Thou shalt not mix stripes with plaid
7. Put down thine toilet seat
6. Thou shalt not swim for 15 minutes after eating
5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's riding mower
4. Thou shall not bare false titness
3. Thou shalt not steal Cable TV
2. Jesus is Just All Right with Me
1. If it feels good, do it!