Big Dave
Eric PiTitle: Specialist
Responsibilities: Writes all Horoscopes, Top Ten lists, and news articles. Drew yet another math-related cartoon.
Greatest Accomplishment: Operated a rented bulldozer with ballet-like precision.
Life's Ambition: To resurrect his lawn after the above.
Big Dave
Title: Specialist
Responsibilities: Co-author of many Top Ten lists and Horoscopes.
Greatest Accomplishment: Lost 70 pounds in as many days.
Life's Ambition: To once again enjoy the wonders of Taco Bell.
Beth Bee
Title: Specialist
Responsibilities: On temporary sabbatical, replenishing her vast image-gathering skills.
Special Skills: Can predict the ending to any movie.
Life's Ambition: To own a VW Beetle decorated with her secret paint job.
TV Guy
Title: Specialist
Responsibilities: Watches countless hours of television in order to come up with daily TV Trivia questions.
Greatest Accomplishment: Brought us The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
Life's Ambition: To be commercial free.
Jeannine Monique
Title: Specialist
Responsibilities: Featured guest columnist who lives and breathes comedy.
Greatest Accomplishment: Discovered the secret identity of Captain Kid (but she's not telling anyone).
Life's Ambition: To have Ryan Stiles ask for her autograph.
Björk
Title: Specialist
Responsibilities: Head of Pi Symbol's Icelandic division.
Greatest Accomplishment: Managed to make the words ghetto blaster sound oddly sexy.
Life's Ambition: To get people to correctly pronounce her name.