10. Knock over a public library.
9. Make faces at a street mime.
8. Hijack a horse-drawn carriage.
7. Floss your cat's teeth.
6. Find a partner and enjoy a rousing game of 'Find the Tattoo'.
5. Tell your family you're really gay/straight.
4. Put peanut butter on your dog's nose.
3. Enjoy a complimetary mint at Le Bec Fin.
2. Show up to work naked.
1. Rub your eyes to make fireworks.