12. Get good excercise pushing it to work.
11. Lose cops in the smoke cloud.
10. You don't need The Club if it doesn't start.
9. Oil trail helps you find your way home.
8. Keep the Kuwait economy alive.
7. With rust covering half the car, it still looks as good as it ever did.
6. Make new friends: Tow truck drivers, garage owners...
5. Hey, Al Bundy loves his Dodge.
4. Filling up three times a day gives you a good buzz.
3. Wood panel sides never go out of style.
2. "You think you hate it now, but wait 'till you drive it."
1. Putting all repair bills on your GM card buys you a new Buick.