Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23):
It's no wonder you're having trouble satisfying your partner. The human body's a delicate piece of machinery. You rush in there, blindly throwing your tools around, and you'll end up causing more problems than you fix. A gentle touch is key.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21):
You're trying to get things moving too quickly. It's no wonder every relationship of yours stalls out. Relax, and ease into things slowly. You'll get moving much more smoothly.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21):
Don't worry about those few minor knocks and pings in your relationship. After all, you two have travelled down many long roads together over many years, so you can't expect things to run as smoothly as when things were new.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19):
The reason for your fear of stick shifts is obvious to everyone but you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18):
You've always thought of yourself as a Ferrari, and have expected everyone to treat you like one. Nobody can live up to those expecations. The sooner you realize that you're a Dodge, just like everyone else, the sooner you'll be happy.
Pisces (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20):
Need some extra cash? There's lots of people lookin' for a little fix on the side, if you know what I mean.